The annual AGPU on 26 February 2018 led to the election by universal decree of the following hash mismanagement.

Committee 2018 "Year of the Dog"
Grand Master Centrefold
Pop Tart (until dummy spit)
Hash Cash Scarlett
Choirmaster McTaff
Hash Drivel
Crunchy Crack
RA Meat
Hash Dray Weatherman
Webwaster Squatter
Hash Haberdash Craft
Hash Horn Grease Nipple
Hash Flash Suellen
Beer Bitch
Hash Orgy Furballs
Hash Pyro AnkleBiter
Hash Historians D2HD & Mixo
Hash Dogsbody Rambo's slim twin