And so it was that the hash swooped upon the COOK shops with very low expectations. Why? it was a DICKHEAD 2 run. And, DICKHEAD 2 didnt disappoint. In his usual cavalier fashion, he waltzs up LATE to his own run and delivers a Chalk talk which confounded even those hashers who had survived previous D2 runs!!! There was the usual D2 run confusion at the start. hashers milling about in all directions. The walkers were confused, the runners were confused and GERBILS was confused. WTF. Some how the elite walking group made it to the drink stop despite there being no trail for the last 4 kilometres. And, guess what???? D2 was late. And, the chips ran out before the last runner came in. Oh, wait.... theres nothing actually wrong with that. This paragraph is presented to you by the FRIZZY appeasement cooperative (ACT, Inc) BETTY BOOP summed up the walk, badly, and got sided tracked, as she does, by a large penis. But it was on on "nu trail for Betty" so all is well with the world. The GM foolishly asked ANKLE BITER to provide the run report. Well, all he did was whinge about it, and after all the effort that D2 hadnt put into laying the bloody thing. The combined score from the two trails was2/10. LOOKIT FRIZZY another New paragraph!!!!. And so the circle got underway. Unruly is how i would describe it. It started with SCARLETT drinking out of PEEPING PERVERTS hernia belt and finished with a song about tampons. Somewhere in between a selection of hashers were charged with things they didnt commit, The proportion of rebounds to non rebounds was the highest its been in three years. EASY CUM EASY GO was fronted for insolence. CRASH and BURN was charged for looking like a porn wrestler, last week he looked like the Swiss embassador. Hang on a minute.....Logically then, the Swiss embassador is HULK HOGAN. I'm so glad we sorted that out. And talking of C and B, he was implicated in a bromance with ANKLE BITER. Gets around, dont he??? WEATHERMAN, CROCADILDO and HIDDEN FLAGON all did there own thing on the run, which, when you think about it, is probably the best way to get through a D2 run. And then there were accusations and counteraccusations about the hash lanterns and the fake TUN. and we finished off with BUSHMAN and MATILDA being accused of "just standing there" There was an interesting 3 minutes of discourse over what constitutes the correct handing over of the hash artifacts. A hessian sack was produced and the said artifacts were exhibited. Who knew that the Capital hash were the proud owners of a stuffed moose head, 124 plastic bowls, a cement mixer and three tractor tyres????? In all the mayhem i dont actually recall any awards being presented, but there was a cracker of the week. All in all a messy circle. but im sure the GM and RA will get better in time.